Horrible Deaths Game

Similar to the RPSJackhammer Game thread, this is a great way to pass the time and gain activity, when your too bored to post in the RP.

Basically, you have to imagine an insane/horrible/cool/abusive death for the above poster. And yes, you guessed it, since I'm the original poster, I guess you can start with me.

That bird in your pic turns on you and pecks your eyes out then claws out your throat and leaves you to bleed out.


Bring it on!

The ground begins to tremble beneath you, suddenly the earth collapses under your feet and while you try to keep yourself from plummeting down into the newly created abyss rocks fall upon you, helplessly you fall into the chasm to a certain death, buried alive under several megatons of massive rocks...

Now hit me with your best shot!

Your mother, comes to your house and kills you. She then brings you back to life, and kills you again, only this time...by a slow, gruesome, drowning